Sunday Bulletin Boo-Boos


Don’t forget to read your Sunday Church bulletins; sometimes they can provide you with a very worthwhile laugh!

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1. Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.

2. Thursday night—Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

7. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

8. The service will close with “Little Drops of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest if the congregation will join in.

9. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

10. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

11. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

12. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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About Roland Ledoux

Pastor of Oasis Bible Ministry, an outreach ministry of intercessory prayer, encouragement and exhortation of the Word of God. I live in Delta, Colorado with my beautiful wife of 40+ years and a young yellow lab whom we affectionately named Bella.
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2 Responses to Sunday Bulletin Boo-Boos

  1. paulfg says:

    Chuckle muscles loving this!!! Thank you 🙂

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  2. Haha this’s awesome!

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