Bible Confusion (Humor)


The little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children’s Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young.

Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a few sweet moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honored King James Version, to her only grandchild.

Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions, both about the family members whose births and deaths were recorded therein, and about various aspects of the Scriptures themselves.

Her grandmother was endeavoring to answer all the child’s questions in terms she could understand, but the one that stopped her cold was this sincere inquiry:

kingjamesvirgin“Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? Was it the Virgin Mary, or the King James virgin?”

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About Roland Ledoux

Pastor of Oasis Bible Ministry, an outreach ministry of intercessory prayer, encouragement and exhortation of the Word of God. I live in Delta, Colorado with my beautiful wife of 40+ years and a young yellow lab whom we affectionately named Bella.
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3 Responses to Bible Confusion (Humor)

  1. InfiniteZip says:

    Laughter is a beautiful thing my friend πŸ™‚ chuckling….

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  2. marty642 says:

    Reblogged this on Healthy living and commented:
    I thought this was kinda funny

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  3. paulfg says:

    πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚

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