Children’s Science Exam


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*Now I have had this for quite a while and I have no way of knowing if this is legit or not, but I can imagine a group of young students coming up with some of these. Anyway, they are presented for a chuckle and if a chuckle is too much, smile; it will turn your world around!

*These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
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Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q : What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen).
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
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Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby

Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


Have a merry AND Glorious day!! Remember, “This IS the day the LORD has made; Let us rejoice and be glad in it.” — Psalm 118:24 (paraphrased).

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About Roland Ledoux

Pastor of Oasis Bible Ministry, an outreach ministry of intercessory prayer, encouragement and exhortation of the Word of God. I live in Delta, Colorado with my beautiful wife of 40+ years and a young yellow lab whom we affectionately named Bella.
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  1. paulfg says:

    🙂 🙂 🙂

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